noun (star-ve-a-shun)
The state of being ravenously hungry while trapped on an airplane with your only source of sustenance being two measly packages of pretzels.
Often accompanied by Food Envy, directed towards the person two aisles over that had the foresight to pack a sandwich.
Starviation is a direct response to the conditions airline passengers encounter while traveling. Travelers not only need to arrive at the airport two hours (minimum) before departing, but they must also stand in endless lines of security and are put through rigorous searches. Once finished with security, many travelers are tired and hungry and simply don’t have the time or wherewithal to grab food before boarding.
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